Right, yeah let's live life in any way we really want, right? No, you dumb fuck.
No, no, yeah great logic my friend. While we're at it why don't we just go to Hawaii and become fucking pineapple farmers? Jesus. What? Maybe if you weren't such a goddamn turd I wouldn't feel so inclined to curse like a sailor.
------ JANUARY ------
She did it man. What a --. Nah, not fucking worth it.
Whatever, dude. It just had to happen.
Can you side with me for once? I swear to God, in my life I've never met someone with so much to prove.
------ probably the same night. ------
Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to get in this cab and drool all the way home. When I get out I'm not going to pay attention to the meter or how much I tip the guy. As a matter of fact, I probably won't even remember the shit tomorrow. I'll probably stumble on back to my place and pray to God that my clothes aren't so strewn across my bed that I'll have to move shit around. I'll (hopefully) wake up tomorrow, and find my shoes next to my bed. My heads gonna have an ice pick in it and my eyes are going to explode. I'll probably sigh.
